I could not print, for the longest of time
Checked all of the cables… plugged in just fine
Reset what I could, power-cycled it all
Spent an hour on hold with a tech support call.
But just now while checking “Print Management”
My jobs started printing, every one that was sent!
What did I do? What was the fix?
Was it an unintended series of tricks?
Why didn’t I write down all of my clicks?
Whatever the case it is working now
And I fixed it (though I don’t know how).
Reply! Reply! Reply! Reply!
I wish could crawl under my desk and die!
I made a snide comment, definite bad taste
About an boss who’s just a complete waste.
But what I wish I could take back most of all
Was when instead of Reply, I clicked Reply-to-all.
MacBook, oh MacBook, how I love you, sweet MacBook!
You look and I look just how all hipsters should look.
Your trendy and shiny and quite a nice prize
For someone so brilliant as me, realize
You and I are better than all
… oh crap, a spinning beachball!
I found a great deal. What fortune, what luck!
A laptop at Walmart for just 600 bucks
(which was next to some tires for my old Chevy truck).
But buyer-beware, of no real surprise
Specs of the machine were of inadequate size.
Six months later, it’s worthless… but, let’s face it,
The thing came loaded with Vista Home Basic.
I could not send my love, to you from me
Because of an error on SMTP
Did I misspell your domain?
Have I botched your username?
Oh, woe our use of the protocol IP!
It blue screened, it smoked, it sparked and it crashed.
My poor little Dell has been thoroughly trashed.
I dropped it just once, spilt pop on it twice,
used Windex on the screen to clean it up nice.
But I think what action may have done the thing in
Was putting System32 in the Recycling Bin.
